ripped

Stoned beyond comprehension.

Is that another joint? I was ripped after the second one.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

rip

when somebody fucks up really badly or when something doesn't workout

"Dude, I think I left my earbuds on the bus."
"Rip dude. nice job."

by perplreign June 7, 2017

The Double Lip Rip

When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.

Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?

Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.

by Ifuckdeadcats June 29, 2019

rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.

"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."

by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013

rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

dirt rip

a bong rip containing half weed and half tobacco

damn he just took the biggest dirt rip.

by JP 23 28 August 11, 2009

rip rapper

when a rapper (not a rapist) dies and u want to consent them.

rip juice, rip x, rip peep
rip rapper

by deadly taco April 2, 2021