jack off

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?

why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

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bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008

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jack off

5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

by alex December 30, 2003

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blow off

British slang for farting.which is far different from the American meaning: to ignore, avoid, dumping of a girlfriend or boyfriend

that old man over there looks like he is about to blow off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

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off key

wrong , sick , disgusting , good ,

that chick is offkey (in a horrible way)
or that car is offkey look at the 24"s on it.

by tingsy August 6, 2003

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Get off

-To ejaculate
-to have an orgasm
-to have sex
-to get off of something

Lizzi- "Dan get off of me!"

Lizzi- "I sucked Dan's cock to let him get-off"

Lizzi- "Danny get off on my face!"

Lizzi- "OOOOOOHHHH YEAH, Right There!! *Squeals*"

by ELlZABETH December 6, 2006

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