Christopher George Miske

A 50 Year Man With The Smallest PP That Looks at 12 Year Old Girls.
He Is Looking At Her Ass, He must be a Christopher George Miske
by Zoe420 March 04, 2022
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George R.R. Martin

The most notorious serial killer of your favorite fictional characters in the the trilogy A Song of Ice and Fire and the HBO TV show Game of Thrones, the greatest modern works of fiction there are. He will create a world with characters that you love and cherish then he will kill them all. His work is so heart smashing and cruel you will want to stop watching/reading it, but its so good you won't be truly entertained by any other book or TV show ever again. He is also the man who has started the greatest trilogy sinse Star Wars but his fans face the very likely possibility he may eat himself to death before he can finish it. In conclusion he is the greatest, but worst, writer ever.
George R.R. Martin will take what you love and smash it to dust in front of you.

Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.

George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.
by ryles January 07, 2015
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Move The Car George

This phrase can be related to Comics, TV Shows, Movies, books, or to any story where the perspective shifts completely for a few moments to (a) superfluous character(‘s) being interjected into the middle of the story, and have literally no significance nor bring any intrinsic value to the plot whatsoever. The said Character(’s) or events pertaining to them will NEVER come up again.
(Setting: Spider-Man is on a Bus fighting villains whom the leader of which is driving said bus into oncoming traffic.)

Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)
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George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival
"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."
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George Bush eyes

when you are high as tits and it looks like your eyes are closed
"yo man, did u just hit the jeffrey?"
"yea bro"
"I can tell, you've got those george bush eyes"
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George Floyd creepypastas

The universes deepest and darkest secrets. Stories that will leave you breathless! After reading, you may feel the urge to take fentanyl, rob pregnant women and pay using counterfeit $20 bills
racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas
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george w. bush

With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.
By being able to george w. bush at least once per day, most of us can maintain good colon health well into old age.
by MushMouth January 31, 2008
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