Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
Get the liver mathmug. math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.
by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022
Get the Mathmug. Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
Get the Dancer Mathmug. A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
Get the Storm Mathmug. A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
Get the Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug. Math is short for "mad cool" in the 2010 Cartoon Network TV series Adventure Time, this phrase is somewhat commonly used by the people of OOO to express something that's very exciting or awesome.
While this slang has nothing to do with the actual subject of Math it's also believed that Finn originated this slang word, Finn is actually terrible at Math as told to us by Princess Bubblegum in the very first episode "Slumber Party Panic" when Finn was taken into trial by the Gumball Guardians.
Finn also has other Math related slang in his vocabulary such as "Mathematical" and "Algebraic" which are slang fairly commonly used in the show as well.
While this slang has nothing to do with the actual subject of Math it's also believed that Finn originated this slang word, Finn is actually terrible at Math as told to us by Princess Bubblegum in the very first episode "Slumber Party Panic" when Finn was taken into trial by the Gumball Guardians.
Finn also has other Math related slang in his vocabulary such as "Mathematical" and "Algebraic" which are slang fairly commonly used in the show as well.
Jake: yo Finn I just found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that rebuilds itself after each bite!
Finn: that's Math Jake!
Finn: that's Math Jake!
by Butter Toons August 20, 2022
Get the Mathmug. by lilyrobertbridges March 15, 2017
Get the mathmug.