She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.
by ad-92129 October 13, 2012
Get the popped her blue cheese cherrymug. Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
by Loiper May 25, 2009
Get the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherrymug. To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.
by Teeta January 25, 2008
Get the I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind youmug. Its when you are having anal sex with your partner then pull
out and stick it in your partners eye causing your partner to bleed from the eye and gaining Gang Green.
out and stick it in your partners eye causing your partner to bleed from the eye and gaining Gang Green.
WOW your Eye Looks like a Cherry and you'll have gang green. We should call it the Green eye cherry.
by SgtSkittles October 15, 2011
Get the Green Eye Cherrymug. Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
by Piekin August 3, 2011
Get the Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mommug. When a guy is eating out a girl and he bites off her clitoris. He then kisses it into her mouth and she swallows it.
by blackbird_qrow June 11, 2021
Get the Cherry Pickermug. THE WORST FRUIT IN THE WORLD! IT MAY HAVE GOOD, HAIR, BEAUTIFUL eyes and a sexy ass but beware this fruit is dangerous! Cherry has a secret hidden talent that all the other fruits, apples, oranges, bananas, kiwis... don't give a shit about. Cherries love to be loved and Cherries have multiple love interest that bananas, plums and other fruits dont know about.
Dickhead #1: "WOW! That girl's a total Cherry! I bet she likes one of them fruits."
Dickhead #2: "Yeah you're right dude. That bitch is a total Cherry! My money's on it liking Banana or some other hot asswhole."
Dickhead #1: "Yeah, I bet you're right.. it probably likes banana or orange!"
Dickhead #1 and #2: "yeah bruh!"
Dickhead #2: "Yeah you're right dude. That bitch is a total Cherry! My money's on it liking Banana or some other hot asswhole."
Dickhead #1: "Yeah, I bet you're right.. it probably likes banana or orange!"
Dickhead #1 and #2: "yeah bruh!"
by Sparkle Glitter Gum April 20, 2018
Get the Cherrymug.