Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.

"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."

by Zatata December 9, 2023

Omar paper

A person who is very rich

Oh my god! Omar has a lot of omar paper 😱😱

by Akhumaltash July 1, 2023

paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there

Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there

by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019

Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.

I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.

by Big stonks March 22, 2020

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022