Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

Hammer Ass

the masculine alternative to "bitching out" someone.

"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."

by Johnsoy May 28, 2008

Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

by The Irish Hammer December 9, 2008

Hammerhead

Derek Williams: the man; the myth, the legend.

Hammerhead dances to techno.

by Andy Vo September 17, 2003

Hammer

Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.

Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.

by Doojie2 March 3, 2010

hammer lane

Something or someone that totally rocks

Man, that song is hammer lane!

by walden 2000 November 27, 2004

hammer party

Some gay guys who use there dicks as "Hammers" they bang in the nails with their Penis's in order to make it into a four-by-four. If nail is fully in and their penis is not throbbing with pain. Then they get oral sex by some really hot hot hot muscle toned buff guy.

" Carl is the winner" said Jake
"Oh, good my dick needs some wet rubbing after all of that nail banging"

by James Wood June 26, 2004