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Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020
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Happy Bubbles

A fun loving god who is always on the go running away from the likes of Skippy and Splash. He is yellow and has a big smile which he loves to share with people. Buddhists called him Happy BEE BEE
How are you?

Im sure felling Happy Bubbles today
by Woogi Woogi Queen October 1, 2003
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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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happy feet

When youre pounding the dough so hard that your feet start wiggling around.
I stalked this girls vsco and got happy feet.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
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Happy Tackle

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.
(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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happy branch

happy branch is the term given to an erection.
by maddendog November 5, 2006
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Happy Gordan

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" but you give them a smily face instead
After i took a dump on her face, she looked sad so I gave her a "Happy Gordan".
by Hugo fukurself December 1, 2006
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