Fat Benny

A huge, fat, nervous bastard. Typically afraid of his own shadow, and has to be 2 hours early to everything due to his paranoia of being late. Also typically rips ass 200 times a day at least.

Hey, that fat kid just ripped ass.

Yeah dude, that's Fat Benny, he's good for that.

by Mark Schaffer Bitch! August 7, 2009

fat beezy

The ice cream delight known as fat boys...

Shit, get me a fat beezy out of the freezer

by guifantano November 2, 2007

fat tam

a very fat VA teacher in la Salle college, who loves to wash her using only water, the wife of 8745.

fat tam:用清水洗手！

by rrfhrfgvgf November 15, 2018

Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.

Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!

by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016

Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area

chair fat sitting to long computer fat

by halfsomething September 10, 2009

fat walk

a long walk (usually at night) that people take after binging on food because they feel guilty

Hoban: omg, i ate too much!
Renz: dude, let's go for a fat walk!

by renzTHE August 5, 2010

fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007