empty seat

the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend

There was an empty seat at Thanksgiving this year. We really miss Mom.

by Lydia December 13, 2014

emptits

Tits which are empty and saggy.
Usually on older women.

Rick: "Checkout the emptits on that chick!"
Dan: "She probably never used a bra..."

by innoslang July 16, 2014

empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."

by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016

empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016

Empty Sack

The residual garbage you are left with after a failed sexual experience; an unfilled condom.

#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"

Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."

#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"

Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."

by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016

Empapee

When you hear someone pee, and then you have to pee.

Shit!, Suzanne! You are pee-ing and now I have to pee because I have "empapee"!

by TXBeardMaster May 31, 2016

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016