When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
by The Womayn April 16, 2020
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Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?
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Sure, Fred.
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Sure, Fred.
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Me: Brooo, I just went in raw with a Dirty Elsa last night
Friend: That sounds cold, why the fuck did you do that?!
Me: The cold never bothered me anyway.
Friend: That sounds cold, why the fuck did you do that?!
Me: The cold never bothered me anyway.
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a person that possess qualities of one who has lived in crates with rats while sailing on the mayflower. Resembling traits of a grungy exterior, sweaty from the lack of air in the small crates, grease and smelly.
Verb:
when one acts in a way that makes them possess traits described above.
a person that possess qualities of one who has lived in crates with rats while sailing on the mayflower. Resembling traits of a grungy exterior, sweaty from the lack of air in the small crates, grease and smelly.
Verb:
when one acts in a way that makes them possess traits described above.
You're such a Dirty Pilgrim.
Dude, last night when i left the club I felt like a Dirty Pilgrim.
Go take a shower...you're Dirty Pilgriming real hard right now.
Dude, last night when i left the club I felt like a Dirty Pilgrim.
Go take a shower...you're Dirty Pilgriming real hard right now.
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