you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

by cory enderby October 6, 2006

Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

a street name for quaaludes

yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

by big bird the great October 6, 2007

Cowee

Word used by a middle school boy unfamiliar with internet memes and such. He means "kawaii".

Yeah, it's so cowee.

by See You Second Hour September 7, 2014

Cowee

A nickname for two awesome best friends who will rule the world one day.

That’s my cowee

by Agurlnamedcoweee January 1, 2018

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014