cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.

She's such a cock rider.

by elcondor March 31, 2007

Shit the Cock

When something breaks it "shits the cock"

"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"

by superman :] February 22, 2009

Cock Stopper

1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.

Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.

by Pectabyte August 4, 2006

porn cock

a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010

cock knob

Someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed). Also, the head of the penis.

That boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.

by R.W. Dorcey June 8, 2007

blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008

cock hunter

A girl who is always looking for cock...
In some ways, 'makes out' with random guys frequently
or just chases boys, in some cases they are scared of her.
Would always choose boys over friends..
Also known as a Harriet.

Amelia is over there cockhunting with all the Uni guys.. she is such a cock hunter, what the fuck why isnt she over here with us?.. we can tell who her real friends are!

by sushnugh January 18, 2008