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Circlejerk

An argument, a feud, a war of retards, that keeps on repeating over and over again. Held between two unbelievably retarded sides, whose only resort when their argument is proven to be shitty and wrong, is swearing and name calling.

Mostly caused by trolls and braindead fanboys.

Initiated by one side, the other side of the argument sees it as provocation and shitposts back, creating cancer filled chats, comments and threads all over the internet, just because they're babies who can't stand not getting attention. See attention whore, butthurt and faggot

While one side may have started the chat/thread/video/blog, basically putting their signature on the retard hall of fame, the other side is as dumb because it knows it's bait and basically just accepts the invitation to a manbaby swearing battle, polluting the internet in the process.

Mostly seen on reddit, 4chan, tumblr and sometimes on Twitter and YouTube
A circlejerk is an irrational conflict resulting in no solution whatsoever and repeating every time the topic is brought up.

A normal day pretty in much every PC related chat or thread
A: "lol fucking AMD fags, housefire, lol , lol, kys AMD poor faggot, no drivers"
B: "kill yourself, intel faggot, overpriced, lol, neck yourself, you're gay"

What's happening:
A: "Eat shit, asshole, my taste is better than yours"
B: "No, mine is better, faggot"
by hitleldidnothingwong January 11, 2017
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circlewalk

German translation for "Kreislauf"="circulation"
Attention: This is a very flat joke!
#denglish
Do you have circlewalk-problems?
by the circlerunner June 23, 2017
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Circles

Referring to an opioid such as a hydro-morphine tablet,
Hey man I need more circles, my back is killing me.
by Street slangs March 8, 2018
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Circletheclit

When your such a dumbass you gotta have the girl circle her clit so dumbasses know what to snack on.
U here about jake having to Circletheclit?
by DaPoonSlayer November 23, 2018
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Circles jerk

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
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Circler

A man whom will flirt with any girl, regardless of wether she is taken or not. He will go in a cycle of meeting a girl while dating a girl, dumping the girl he was dating for the girl he met, and later to dump the girl he met for a new girl. He is allways talking to more than one person, and if the girl is to dump him, he has multiple girls to take her place. Circlers will cheat, play, and seem as if they are exclusive to you, when truthfully they are not. You might find a circler charming and flirtatious, but the second you look away, they are already on to another girl.
G1: isn’t Chris so handsome? He flirts with me all the time!!
G2: he flirts with you? Isn’t he dating Christina?
G1: he has a girlfriend? I never knew that!

G3: look, you won’t want to be with him, he’s a circler. He’ll find you one day and circle around another the next.
by Basketballo7 April 11, 2019
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circlejerk

When you're with your asian friends at the club dancing in a circle with bottle service and the one friend who cannot handle his alcohol becomes excessively drunk, reaches across the circle, and violently grabs the girl you're trying to sleep with closer to him; Effectively ending your night.
I'm never hanging out with that cockblocking circlejerk again. That was the last time!
by comatic July 23, 2019
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