chode

wen your fuckin dick is wider than long

Austins mom said that Joe was awful last night because he had a fucking chode.

by Billy McDewsch February 16, 2005

chode

ME coming from Latin chododoe a mans bitching penis.

Danny Fornasa showed me his chode.

by naughty girlsssss March 4, 2005

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode!he showed it to me last night!"

becky : "thats sick!!!"

by jack von offenstein April 18, 2006

Chode

The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

chode

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004