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loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.
In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.
by uncletrav June 6, 2018
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Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums
Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”
by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018
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thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!
by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018
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Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.
Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.
by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018
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Liz Canon

Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.
-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.
by fortnitewizard27 December 5, 2018
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M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.
I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.
by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019
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dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
by DedGum February 16, 2019
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