Breathtaking

Keanu Reeves

The whole world: you’re breathtaking, Keanu!
Keanu: Uno reverse card

Breathtaking by Hyperdestroyer2 June 15, 2019

hot alaskan fire breathing karl 

The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.

Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"

Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"

Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"

hot alaskan fire breathing karl by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009

bretherin 

a fellow friend or compadre, a good man

"Hello bretherins of the realm"

bretherin by poopsmagee March 8, 2005

Breathing 

The act of getting on your knees and elbows with an arched back and having air insert into your butthole and pushing it back out with a possible noise accompanying it. Just like breathing from the ass.

Bro I literally shit my pants while I was breathing

Breathing by Bugbitch November 12, 2020

negative breathing 

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

negative breathing by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

Its very breathy on the bits 

What to say when your famous sister asks you why you are wearing her skirt.

your famous sister: is that my sKiRt?1?! your response: oh yes its very breathy on the bits

Its very breathy on the bits by klaus hargreeves is my husband April 8, 2019

breached turd 

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

breached turd by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013