Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Yard boat

A boat in a yard. A boat that has no business anywhere but the yard. It is not seaworthy.

I found a great set of yard boats behind the trailer park.

Let’s go yard boat hunting this weekend.

by Amyblackwellcomedy November 15, 2021

Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019

hold the boat

1. Telling somebody to wait or stop doing something.

2. It can also be used as an expression of surprise or anger.

"Hold the boat! Don't move! There's oncoming traffic!"

"Hold the boat! You're telling me the homework was supposed to be due today? Dang it!"

by JontyMaster June 3, 2022

Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023