ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.

Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.

by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

Scrumptious Balls

An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.

Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away

by balec2 December 22, 2021

Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021

Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018

ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014