Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair

I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.

by nep1293 January 23, 2014

anal hair

Hair around your anus in your butt crack.

"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."

by Poundtowncity September 21, 2013

anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.

man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock

by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008

anal spaghetti

1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.

I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.

by analmaster April 15, 2009

Anal Fumes

Synonym for Flatulence or fart.

Origin: A term coined by Evol used to describe when one releases their gas.

Definition: A release in indole and skatole (methane) gas that is discharged from the anus.

He got high off his anal fumes.

Man! Who blew their anal fumes?

Her anal fumes are waffling in the room.

by Samanosuke January 28, 2010

anal pendant

buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles

he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize

by hot fur magnet December 8, 2009

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011