Dirty Heath

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.

"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"

by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

Dirty Hugh

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh

I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman

by The Womayn April 16, 2020

Dirty Duster

When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.

I’ve got a dirty duster. I ate her ass thee days ago and I can still smell it.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Dirty Elsa

When she sticks ice cubes in her pussy before you fuck to make it soft and cold, reminiscent of the ice queen herself.

Me: Brooo, I just went in raw with a Dirty Elsa last night
Friend: That sounds cold, why the fuck did you do that?!
Me: The cold never bothered me anyway.

by John mccleddy June 8, 2020

dirty grinch

after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.

"ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we fucked, he stole my vibrator!"

by clairedynamo December 18, 2009

dirty toby

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.

You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

dirty cecil

to whip it out in class and lay it on the desk, usually when sitting next to a female. origin is from a former LSU running back with the same name.

He thought she was eyeballing him in class, so he decided to give her the dirty cecil.

by Thro March 4, 2007