peach balls

When a dude's nut sack is tightened as to look like a tennis ball or, a peach.

Dude....your peach balls are hot !
Ginger guys always have an awesome pink peach.

by low hangers November 24, 2013

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009

Ball Bowl

The extra skin on a man's ball sack is stretched by the fingers and formed into a bowl. Usually used for eating foods such as cereal, soup, or even chip dipping.

Friend: Dude, where am I gonna put this salsa to eat these chips with?
You: Don't worry man we can use my ball bowl

by HudBalls December 16, 2011

Ball Armour

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.

Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????

Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour

by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014

ball gang

when you and the homies staple each others balls together.

10/10 recomend

ball gang

by oofusdolufus March 4, 2022

Mosquito Balls

Someone not having enough balls to do something has mosquito size balls.

This crazy ass Danish, white girl has mosquito balls when it comes to demanding money from her stripper boyfriend.

by Jo--jo July 6, 2010

Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018