zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.

a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga

by svint August 9, 2024

Zombie Porn

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.

Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP

Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn

by icrywhenijackoff March 5, 2023

stinky nazi zombies

The stinky nazi zombies is a rare species of diarrhea poo poo. When the poopie slips out of your ass you encounter a big stinky zombie coming out of your toilet. Ones its out you will be swarmed in a big fluet of diarrhea stinkies and it will drown you.

Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.

noooo brother its to late! The stinky nazi zombies has taken over your buttcrack.

by azeorb March 16, 2023

Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

by John in Virginia April 27, 2025

Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

by anonymous May 12, 2025

Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?

Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025