ding-dong dilly-willy

An extremely nice dick. Or a penis.

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"

by le Zoomwha XIII July 6, 2005

willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

by avivo April 21, 2006

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

silly willy walnut head

a name for someone as crazy or goofy or nuts as a walnut!

hey you crazy unicorn! you are a silly willy walnut head!

by dinosaurr August 14, 2006

what willis is talkin about

someone or something who is the bomb

what you talkin about willis? - "i'm what willis was talkin' about"
what willis is talkin about

by princes55 May 28, 2010

i saw your willy

I saw your |willy is a video on YouTube that had a good intent but god memed so much that you just can't take it seriously anymore.

James: Hey John, have you seen the video i saw your willy on YouTube that is supposed to warn kids about dangers, but instead got memed to the point where it just cannot be taken seriously anymore?

John: Yea I did.

by very juicy name June 30, 2020

Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019