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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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Whale

The teacher that moved you at lunch for no fucking reason.
by Picclee May 8, 2019
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Whale

In the Drug world a buyer or massive wholesale distributor of drugs. This person typically spends millions of dollars consuming product and makes massive economic ripples
Berner from Cookies is a whale when he opens his wallet to buy he cashed out acres of Cannabis there is barely any left for us small fish
by Whaleinthemaking April 16, 2020
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whale drum

Whoa, that whale drum is vibrating the ground!
by DoubleDiego March 8, 2025
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Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?
by Chickentendies May 15, 2018
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
by mizaodaz September 11, 2022
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