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Trump Train 

When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
Trump Train by The_Mark October 31, 2020
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trump biscuit 

noun / trump bis cuit / /trʌmp 'bɪskɪt/

: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness
He's got a great temperament? Talk about a trump biscuit!
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.
trump biscuit by ilduderino76 October 1, 2016

trump butt

When you stay at a Trump property and the food and drinks give you diarrhea and other bowel irregularities.
Man, I stayed at the new Trump Resort last week and I was in the bathroom the whole time, I had the worst case of Trump Butt.
trump butt by Pfld March 9, 2016

Trump supporter 

A derogatory term for an idiot. specifically one who denies science, ignores facts, and otherwise absent from intelligence.
James injected clorox into his veins against his doctors recommendation. What an absolute Trump supporter.

Trump Card 

1. To negate something that's has been established

2.A grandiose way of saying Broke.
1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.

2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."

Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
Trump Card by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

Trump Clump 

As opposed to being in the yang gang, one can identify as being a member of the Trump Clump. When you join the Trump Clump, you are called a Trump Clumper. All Trump Clumpers can be easily recognized by their trumpy, clumpy attitude.
Jp was very excited to become a Trump Clumper and convert others into the Trump Clump
Trump Clump by DABeast45 March 20, 2019

Trump Card 

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."
Trump Card by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017