tats

a condition in the male in which thier breasts grow excessively resulting in the need of a bro or manziere.

"Dude, that man over there's got some tats on em!"

by Sarah Beth December 7, 2003

alabama toast

the same as Alabama cheese cracker when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.

i love Alabama toast

by lolololoolol May 12, 2008

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 21, 2010

thats a bad day

when something bad happens (it doesn't really have to be all day)

Lisa- "damn it i spilled my coffee"
Jannet- "damn thats a bad day"

by Deidre Jenel February 22, 2007

toast

Marijuana Buds, refering to the procurment of such drug.

The toast I bought last night was very potent!

by Sam Sneed December 26, 2008

Soggy Toast

A Person who keeps a girl close and demands her to be exklusiv but doesn't have the spine to actually commit to a relationship

Chris is a soggy toast

by Brumbl May 7, 2020

Buttered toast

When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down

Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!

by Ninjassassin109 April 1, 2016