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Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.
Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018
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Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 20, 2019
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shiv rape

To stab someone and then rape the wound. Usually in prisons.
That Adam loves a good shiv rape.
by stusx10 January 21, 2019
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Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.
Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"
by Kane67 June 13, 2013
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palate rape

When you drink so many high ABV pastry stouts that your palate is destroyed and you can't taste anything after.
All of those Angry Chair stouts palate raped me and I couldn't even tell if the KBS Espresso was even any good.
by CeeDubbs December 23, 2019
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Trip-raping

When your friend tries to force you to see the same hallucination as him but you are seeing something different
Guy 1: Dude can you see my hand melting !

Guy 2 : stop Trip-raping me ! I'm seeing my own shit right now !
by Dannynex April 25, 2019
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