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alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018
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christian alexander lanza

Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.
Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.
by Loversinthedarkness August 7, 2023
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Fake Christian Trumpocrite

Term of endearment for Joel Osteen. Coined by renowned and well respected journalist Tara Dublin.
The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.
by Aww230220 February 20, 2023
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anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.
The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.
by KernelDan September 30, 2022
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering Black Christian traditions in North America, philosophical construction of Christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are Post-Gothic as Christians will include Post-Gothic Christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, including celebrities like Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is also artistic, poetic , individualistic, and subjective in height. Post Gothic Christianity is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is purposefully completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed subject of Post-Gothic Christianity, mostly centered and constructed in the 21st century. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical Christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, especially concerning the German 'Goths', whom developed Gothic Christianity.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

The theory and practice of Post-Gothic Christianity is being actively developed today, and has been well documented within the musical tradition called 'Gospel', largely produced by African Americans in the United States.
If you were into post-gothic christianity, you might be not be so racist, bro!
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Christian Parker Henry

-Fake hoodman

-Wrinkly ass
-Poohshiesty mask never comes off
Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly
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Delaware Christian School

A school so small an ant can´t see it. K-12 in Building! Everyone is super nice though. Love it!
So holy and pure Holy water turns its head! Delaware Christian School Means love and compassion to all staff, students, and teachers.
by sarahpow April 20, 2021
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