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fake goosie

a fake gucci purse that people be portraying to be real
"I look over main i liked that gucci purse that gurl got on her shoulders, uh oh wait i look twice that was fake goosie."!!!
by the one and only fee baby March 26, 2004
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Fake-Ass Christian

A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.
That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.
by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018
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philly fake out

When a Male is having sexual intercourse with a female from the doggy style position, while the male proceeds to pull out from the Vagina or Anus, spits on the females back, and as the female turns her head around thinking the male has already ejaculated the male ejaculates all over the females face.
Lucianna got extremely mad at Kent for doing the philly fake out on her, and making her have a red eye.
by themainman12 May 20, 2009
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fake ass bitch

A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch
DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
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fake Forbes tycoon

A title used to describe a person who inflates their net worth in order to achieve entrepreneur celebrity status.
I guess we all suspected that our US President is a fake Forbes tycoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
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Dr. Fake Boobapotamus

A hot female doctor (i.e. chiropractor) who has had her funbags surgically enhanced.
Wow! Check out the rack on Dr. Fake Boobapotamus!
by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009
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Delayed fake IQ

A person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying I was just thinking that.
Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.

Yeah I was just thinking that.

That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
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