"I look over main i liked that gucci purse that gurl got on her shoulders, uh oh wait i look twice that was fake goosie."!!!
by the one and only fee baby March 26, 2004
Get the fake goosiemug. A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.
That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.
by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018
Get the Fake-Ass Christianmug. When a Male is having sexual intercourse with a female from the doggy style position, while the male proceeds to pull out from the Vagina or Anus, spits on the females back, and as the female turns her head around thinking the male has already ejaculated the male ejaculates all over the females face.
Lucianna got extremely mad at Kent for doing the philly fake out on her, and making her have a red eye.
by themainman12 May 20, 2009
Get the philly fake outmug. A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch
DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
Get the fake ass bitchmug. A title used to describe a person who inflates their net worth in order to achieve entrepreneur celebrity status.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
Get the fake Forbes tycoonmug. by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009
Get the Dr. Fake Boobapotamusmug. (1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017
Get the Real Fake Newzmug.