I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020

I love you to the end of the multiverse and back. Or I hate you to end of the multiverse and back. Your choice
by Catirandafly November 7, 2016

by Joe Mama’s Lover February 7, 2024

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

by humblepiece June 19, 2018

After her friend's passing, a young-looking long-lived Elf Mage goes on a quest to understand humans, create a family of choice and meet her old friend's spirit in the afterlife.
by Mother Harlot March 10, 2024

Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.
Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:
"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.
"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."
"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.
"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."
by TomChaai January 31, 2022
