Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023

The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 19, 2021

row-boat

1. to sing in a round

"We need a song we can row-boat to."

by Ryan Eads April 29, 2007

Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

dumb boat

A drunk girl who try's to hit a boy she likes because he called her a bitch

Lol dumb boat

by Elizabeth belle April 20, 2017

boat tripped

In reference to the movie “Boat Trip:”
When a guy pretends to be gay in order to get close to a girl and ends up falling in love with her and confessing his feelings.

Girl 1: OMG SO HES NOT ACTUALLY GAY AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU?!
Girl 2: YEAH I’VE BEEN BOAT TRIPPED :(

by clamfetishes August 18, 2018