Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.
by Royal Writer June 1, 2018
Get the Jack Portmug. by Jack Dudley November 25, 2018
Get the Jack Dudleymug. Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
Get the retarded jackmug. by ghost7 September 8, 2010
Get the womb jackmug. 1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.
2. (N); Jack Broomell.
3. (N); John Broomell.
2. (N); Jack Broomell.
3. (N); John Broomell.
by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011
Get the Jack Broomellmug. Jack Daynes is usually seen wearing adidas shirts with holes in. he live in a scruffy area and doesn’t have many friends, the only friends he has use him to get help off him on games such as GTA V and Fortnite. Jack Daynes’s are usually fat and have a dead trim. usually if you see a Jack Daynes they smell really bad and are usually LGBTQ+ or gay.
by TS14Leachy November 6, 2019
Get the Jack Daynesmug. by cass leigh December 21, 2006
Get the Jack Bauermug.