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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
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JOKE

Joy Of Knowing Everythingawarenessknowledgestay current
Meaning: Joy Of Knowing Everything. I am enjoying the JOKE in news.
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Joke

This job is a proper joke
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dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.
Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
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No Jokes October

"No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."
John Lost No Jokes October by laughing at a funny joke.
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Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025
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