e-tard

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

by IvChen July 3, 2017

Tard

A type of person with special abilities, who acts differently than others.

Why would throw that chair you tard?

by Big N8 November 10, 2017

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017

Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.

They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.

by Migg83 February 27, 2018

Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.

Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"

by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.

Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!

by dynes May 4, 2016