Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

Thumb

A woman who's big, fat, slob

God Almighty!!! Look at that hideous thumb!!!

by HCM of The Anti-Fatty League June 12, 2025

Thumb Rack

The two dimples on the lower back that are used to rest your thumbs while hitting it from the back.

When Tiffany raised her arms at the concert you could see the dimples on her lower back. Alec said "That's a nice set of thumb racks"

by JPetto19 November 30, 2023

Thumb Rack

The dimples located on the lower back used to rest the thumbs while hitting it from the back.

While Tiffany was bent down tying her shoes, Alec shouted" Those are some nice Thumb Racks!"

by JPetto19 December 12, 2023

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

Black Thumb

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023