yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024

Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too

minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020

Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick

nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020

Nigga math

The price was high but I didn’t notice it because I wasn’t paying for it anyways

How do we afford all this shit
Nigga math

by mapstherealnggascholar January 30, 2025

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024

Gay Math

A version of math that dictates:
Socks+socks= not gay
No socks + no socks= not gay (double negative)
Socks+ no socks=gay
Odd numbers=gay
Even numbers= not gay

Single=gay

Since there is one universe Gay Math would dictate that the entire universe is gay

by Pussymilf42069asscum March 06, 2024