Kiss the Pig

Get the H1N1 virus. Aka the swine flu.

"The tests came back and doc said i Kiss the Pig."

by Tray3415 September 28, 2009

chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

platonic kiss

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

Apricot kiss

1. When you air-kiss someone with a mouth full of dried apricot.

Person: "Hey dude, have you heard of apricot kisses? It's the hottest new trend!"

by Wifeswapfan1 August 28, 2021

StreetRunner Kiss

Kiss where you and your neighbor run down the street and just kiss quickly and don't say anything. You run back immediately. This is initiated through text message.

Boy: StreetRunner Kiss tonight at 11:45?

Girl: ok, i will be there

by kisser143 March 17, 2013

Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.

Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."

by anonymous March 3, 2022