double bonus

When something really good happens unexpectedly. The bonus sometimes has a double meaning, as it often can be viewed as something negative or a tragedy. This is not a requirement of a double bonus however, as 'double' does not mean the bonus must have double meanings, it means the bonus is really good. often only because it is so unexpected.

Ex 1

Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."

Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."

Ex 2

Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."

Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"

by MikeBGSU May 28, 2009

double-dipped

A black person whose skin is so dark that it appears as if God dipped them in chocolate an extra time. Generally seen in people straight out of Africa.

Their basketball team just recruited a player from Kenya. He's 8 feet tall and double-dipped!

by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

Double Pump

to penetrate the vagina twice in two quick bursts

"im going to double pump you bitch"

by colinbb12 August 11, 2018

double head

receiving head from two people, male or female

can i get some double head from khoa and eryl tonite?

by cLarK December 14, 2003

Double S

1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and picture windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.

2. That porky guy.

Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you Gay communist Jew.

by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005

double doppler

Is when the male partner's balls repeatedly smack against the female partner's vagina while perfoming anal sex.

Martha really likes the double doppler effect when I am doing her up the butt.

by Frances Wates June 19, 2006

double triple

When two people having sex both cum, shit themself, and puke at the same time.

Me and my boyfriend had the flu and to numb the pain we decided to get drunk. Then we started shagging and it was going great until we ended in a double triple. We pretty much have to replace the bed now.

by triple temptress December 22, 2010