Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021
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by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022
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Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022
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Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022
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by Egg Zey May 9, 2022
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"Quit playing super golf and get on your damn Xbox, Sam."
"I'd talk to him, but I heard he plays super golf too much."
"I'd talk to him, but I heard he plays super golf too much."
by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022
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