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squirelly

Crazed, wacked out dog whose rear legs fully extend past the front two while in a full-out running motion. When on grass, turf flies left, right and center. Can be caused by screaming a spastic "squirelly" multiple times until the dog flips out. Must emphasize that it must be screamed as: "squir-leeeeeeeeee" over and over, with enough force to make your face turn red.
Look ma, that dogs gone squirelly.
by Skawt N. October 23, 2005
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SquirrelChoker

One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.
Guy one- Tom Cruise is such a SquirrelChoker
Guy two- Ya he choked his squirrel all night.
by Squirrelchoker1 August 5, 2009
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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
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squirrely fart nut

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.
oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut
by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017
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Squirruls

When you have the squirts and the hurls at the same time.
Man, this morning was rough! Woke up, ran to the pisser, and had the squirruls like a mofo! Musta been some bad Mexican food last night.
by bfoss July 23, 2009
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flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006
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squirrely

yo, you got a squirrely fo me?
by lxndr March 20, 2008
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