Borderline religious

Someone who has a background in religion but does not practice fully and is skeptical about said religion

I am borderline religious when it comes to the Bible because I don’t know if I believe all of it!

by Elizabeth Sharee February 19, 2021

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Send religion

Following the send gods and keeping the send going.

Are you part of the send religion?

by Send God January 24, 2021

Toyota Reliability

Derived from Toyota cars known for being near indestructible, I mean look at what top gear did to try and destroy a Toyota Hilux.

*Driving a Toyota out of a sticky situation where other vehicles would simply die.*

That’s “Toyota Reliability” for ya!

by Yung Dragonfly March 15, 2021

belief-relief

the sense of liberation when long held beliefs seem to have fallen away; when it’s realised that there’s no longer a default to old programs/factory settings etc

There was belief-relief in realising that I didn’t have to be accomplished/ respectable/worthy/ confident.. etc etc

by 4-no-one April 26, 2021

Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing

Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion

by L1l k June 5, 2021

Oral Relief

An expression of the desire to make someone shut up.

Sawyer: Eric, can you please give me some oral relief?

Eric: Uhm... you mean a blowjob?

Sawyer: No, I just want you to shut up.

by augustF15 July 11, 2021