pick your poison

An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.

You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.

by Ereck Flowers August 26, 2018

poon

nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e

1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass

by kevin michael mcalpine November 5, 2004

Poon Tune

Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."

Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love

by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010

tune the poon

When a girl or guy rubs their own or the girl's clit.

"Dude, I might not get laid, but I'll tune the poon 'til she's at high C."

by sonofagazelle November 12, 2009

poon

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs

"hey pooooooooooooooooon"

by Shyn November 29, 2003

poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

poonage

In the UK, used to describe the lots of poon in one place.

There's bear poonage at this party!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006