plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.

I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.

by Smartie770 February 21, 2009

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006

Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

by Pookiemaster January 5, 2009

pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

candy pants

someone with a rather large ass.

Want to dance candy pants?

by candy pants August 16, 2006

pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

by Demron February 7, 2005

Fluffy Pants

An aggressive, distinct, and obvious 'fluff' in the frontal region of a man's pants. An erected penis.

Sir, please put a leash on your fluffy pants!

Your fluff wants my fluff.

by your cougar. June 19, 2010