Penis Thumbs

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

by SwitchKU January 12, 2009

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.

On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis

by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009

Penis Tax

The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.

Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."

Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."

by wearefindle April 30, 2011

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

horse penis

A description of someone's overly large or frighteningly above average penis. It is in relation to a horses penis.

Jessipher Bagelnuts has a horse penis

Hows that horse penis Jessipher?

Jessiphers horse penis

by jjojo May 17, 2005

Robot Penis

Peter Griffin said this for a news things while running for school board.

Another word a microphone

Peter Griffin "From down there does it look like im talking into a bunch of robot penises?"

by Insanelygr8hair May 6, 2011

donkey penis

a very large penis or cock

Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis

by fakebird January 21, 2008