New Canaan 

Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him

Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo

New Canaan by Your not the man ted get over yourself April 4, 2005

new world 

The "new" world Columbus claimed to have "discovered" when it was ORIGINALLY discovered by the Native Americans thousands of years before.

The new world is only new to the whites, but a old sacred place to us.

new world by Son of Southwestern Darkness April 8, 2005

New Philadelphia 

New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.

Guy1: "dude I got herpes from that new philadelphia skank"

Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."

New Philadelphia by EnergySupplement March 21, 2010

New York Knicks 

The only undefeated team in 2006....ok, so it may not last long. They have beaten some top teams like the Mavericks and Cavaliers. It's only a matter of time. Larry Brown will bring them to the promise land...ok, maybe just the playoff. I love the knicks even if they are bad ((hard to watch w/o screaming, but watched nonetheless), and especially when they are good.

Man, the New York Knicks might make the playoff. They're thus far undefeated in 2006. The 3 rookies, Channing Frye, Nate R., and David Lee rocks! Go Knicks!!!!

New York Knicks by Channing Frye Rule January 12, 2006

New York

A state loacated in the north eastern part of the United States of America.

The last time I checked New York was the name of a state and not a city

New York by Simmy December 28, 2005

New Jersey Turnpike 

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

New Jersey Turnpike by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New York City

Synonyms for New York City:
1.) Big Apple
2.) Big Easy
3.) City That NEVER Sleeps
4.) Grand Central City
5.) New York City
6.) GaNgStA CaPiTaL
7.) City Of Crazy Ass Cabbies
8.) Home of the GREATEST Police (NYPD)
9.) BEST DAMN CITY PERIOD! .

Also see NYC,New York,Big Apple

Guy from L.A. : HeY DeRe ESSE!
New Yorker: *BOOM*
* LOUD THUD, followed by the 5-0 *

New York City by Gary Brar.NYC December 4, 2004