Mexican Ass

When your ass crack gets all slimy, sweaty and stinky because you didn't wipe good enough.

I took a shit this morning and went to the gym. Now I need to wipe because I have Mexican Ass.

by L G Miller May 5, 2007

Mexican Halloween

Popularized by the program Two And A Half Men (Season 9, Episode 10, The war against gingavitis):
The act of performing a drug deal with someone of mexican descent.

Berta's doorbell rings, she hands over a package, receives some cash in exchange and says "gratsias, adios".
Alan asks what that was about, Berta replies "It's Mexican Halloween".

by JT The Super Greek November 10, 2012

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.

Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

by Timothy Emanuel II May 21, 2009

Mexican tuxedo

The unseemly ensemble of a denim jacket worn with blue jeans.

"Are those Chuck Taylors?"
"I don't know, but she's wearing a Mexican tuxedo."

by B. Building May 15, 2006

Sexy Mexican

a man, mexican or not, who can sing La Bamba and can pelvic thrust and is hot

Wow. That sexy mexican sure can dance.

by bob333 May 5, 2007

Mexican gold

An aluminum can, most often used by Mexican people to trade in to recycling centers in order to obtain cash money.

Dude, you can't just leave your Mexican gold outside! It'll be stolen by Mexicans therefore rendering you unable to redeem the CRV you paid for those cans!

by The Fecalizer March 21, 2011

Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)

Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!

by JeFams November 15, 2010