Mase

To beat someone up badly

“Yo, no funny shit, i finna mase ya niggas.”

“His lil ass betta pull up. or he finna get mased”.

by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Imagination Masturbation

The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of sexual, or soon to be sexual memories. It also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. Sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable porn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.

My laptop battery died while I was at my parents house so I had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

maseera

One of those girls that makes your heart skip a beat when you first meet her.

Exceptionally beautiful and caring.

Someone with a penchant for Zaxbys chocolate chip cookies and Wendy's strawberry lemonade.

I was driving by a Wendy's last night and totally Maseera'd out.

by FlynnR July 27, 2016

Bowling Green Massacre

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.

Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

by fuckuufucker February 13, 2017

chronic masturbator

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008

monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

mason jennings

Singer/songwriter from Minnesota with a Dylanesque singing style and folk-influenced acoustic guitar style. Writes real music without any corporate overproduction bullshit. Not very mainstream, but has a large following anyways.

Dude, I just saw Mason Jennings in concert, he was awesome.

by darkserge99 January 1, 2009