Spread your legs

Look it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs, when they are uh um, when they they're surrounded by other people

To shield yourself form Covid spread your legs

by unknownperson408 August 27, 2021

open leg policy

A promiscuous woman who will have sex with pretty much anyone. A slut.

'I'm horny, think I'll go see Claire she's got an open leg policy' said Tom.

by Ryudo M December 27, 2007

Wooden Leg Syndrome

Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.

"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."

by thetruthhurts.com November 27, 2009

Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL

Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"

by Scottsurbandictionary May 20, 2010

the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

inner leg clevage

Inner leg Clevage (ILC) is the space located between a woman's thighs near her vagina. Usually, a "in shape" woman will have space, and her legs wont rub together when she walks, at least near her crotch. A fat woman with no inner leg clevage will have her thunder thighs rubbing together and in some extreme cases must wear flame retardant pants in order to keep from spontaneous combustion.

damn, jessica alba's got some nice inner leg clevage.


counter example: oh shit, call the fire department

by tayble February 23, 2009